"what Even Happens In The Magnus Archives" Everything Happens In The Magnus Archives. It's All In There.

"what even happens in the magnus archives" Everything Happens In The Magnus Archives. it's all in there. you name something that is in any way scary or unpleasant and it's in there somewhere. if you have a niche phobia or recurring nightmare of any kind, no matter how obscure you may believe it to be, then one day you are going to queue up an episode and listen to the intro music play and then they'll read out the title "episode 42069, catching you in 4k" and recite your own personal worst fear Directly into your ear canals, in exactly the words you would use to describe it. the sixth episode is about exploding worm sex that kills you. and then there are 194 more episodes after that.

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nob0dyyimportant
3 months ago
Had A Dumb Idea Because I Just Remembered I Used To Have One Of These Old Toy Tape Recorders When I Was
Had A Dumb Idea Because I Just Remembered I Used To Have One Of These Old Toy Tape Recorders When I Was

had a dumb idea because i just remembered i used to have one of these old toy tape recorders when i was a kid and id record stories i came up with

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nob0dyyimportant
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I put the homo in homo sapien

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Arches National Park, Utah Photo: Elliot McGucken

Arches National Park, Utah photo: Elliot McGucken

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nob0dyyimportant
5 months ago

Rewatching TMA and getting to Arachnophobia is a lot funnier when you imagine Jon just having war flashbacks as he reads through this, like, no WONDER the poor man thought that it was some kind of prank

“Can you be haunted by the ghost of the spider that destroyed your childhood ?”

I don’t know, Jon, CAN you ?

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Boss Is Asleep, Cannot Stop Me From Frogposting

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One solution to the male loneliness epidemic could be mandatory feminization

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That One Class Of '09 Image But With The Archival Assistants

That one class of '09 image but with the archival assistants

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6 months ago

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

SOUTHERN RONODIN

IN A COWBOY HAT

THINK ABOUT IT

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