You Know What.... This May Come In Handy

How old is Virgil

AND LOGAN!

MY GOD NO!

Sanders Sides Ghost AU

Takes place in the year 2050. Thomas moved into a house haunted by six teenage ghosts. These are their stories of how they died.

TW: Mentions of rape, racism, suicide, death, war, disease, violence, beheading, a car crash, and homophobia (if I need to add any more, let me know)

I'm just writing this down and posting it for future fics as, like, a reference or something I guess

Remus Prince: Date of death: January 17th, 2023. Cause of death: Shot in the chest during battle. Age of death: 18

Roman Prince: Date of death: March 25th, 2020. Cause of death: COVID-19. Age of death: 15.

Virgil Brown: Date of death: April 6th, 1984. Cause of death: Car crash

Logan Ramirez: Date of death: December 11th, 1957. Cause of death: Suicide by hanging because of abuse, rape, racism, and homophobia. Age of death: 10

Patton Hart: Date of death: July 2nd, 1863. Cause of death: Shot in the chest during the American Civil War. Age of death: 19.

Janus Smith: Date of death: October 19th, 1750. Cause of death: Beheading. Age of death: 17.

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I have a thought

So the next episode is most likely going to be a Roman episode, right?

Well imagine it focuses on stuff Roman likes so he feels better. And they bring up Harry Potter and one of them says "It's Sirius's birthday! Can we celebrate it/do something for it? I mean we don't have anything to do today anyways."

And Logan stares at them.

He doesn't say a word but he's hurt.

His birthday so didn't matter to them-

You know what would be funny? If the new Asides episode was set to come out on a significant date.

Like, I don't know, Halloween.

Or maybe... November 3rd?

Revenge on Unsympathetic Patton! UvU

Remus, spying Logan in the kitchen: So uh... Whatcha doin?

Logan, staring at the oven: Waiting to take the bread turtle out of the oven.

Remus, sliding more into the kitchen: Bread turtle??

Logan, nodding but still keeping his eyes locked on the oven: Yeah it's bread in the shape of a turtle...

Remus, slowly nodding: Ah... I see.

Logan, finally turning to look at him: I filled him full of raspberry jelly, I'm going to cut him open in front of Patton. You want some?

Remus: God that's so fuckin evil. I'd love some.

over and over again, c!fundy.

and this doesnt include all, but theres a LOT

sanders sides but only when logan is cut off or shut up!! enjoy the vid <3333

I would officially like to go and add the extra likes and comments so THIS YEAR IS OVER and umm person who created that comment WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!

Hey man, would you like to fucking apologize?

harsh but true-

unless Remus is involved but even then they didn’t listen to him

Patton: I'm super nice!

Logan uses one word wrong

Patton: I'm never gonna let you live that down

Patton: Dont hurt people

Also Patton: hurts everyone except Virgil

Me: Morality. You. Are. A. Hypocrite.

Patton when someone argues with Virgil: LEAVE HIM ALONE

Patton when Roman and Logan are fighting: *ignores or acts scared*

Patton when Roman/Logan argues with the dark sides: Kiddo listen to them, they're right

Patton when Roman/Logan agrees with the dark sides: so you don't love me?

hi uhh could i ask why patton sucks in canon? very sorry if this is rude! i personally hate patton for personal reasons and then realized that i'm not sure what he's done wrong in canon! you don't have to answer this by the way!

I too hate patton for personal reasons but also he's kinda a dick in canon

1. Exposing Logan's name without any known consent considering how we can get the since that names are given after trust (headcanons about Logan not knowing things until thomas knows is funny but my point stand at this point Logan may not even be his real name)

2. He does a lot of guilttripping if you know how to spot it (see: SvS "Roman i thought you fought for honor-" stfu patton, he's literally Thomas' hopes and dreams and passion and ego he wants do his damn job LET HIM DO- sorry)

3. He seems to kinda push the others to the side when it comes to Virgil? There's trying to make people feel comfortable and then there is favoritism which is like "No you can't call him (harmless) names but he can insult you all he wants"

4. He's kinda fucked up in my books for wanting to give Virgil a chance but when it comes to the other 'dark sides' he's just so stubborn about not giving them one

5. He needs to leave Logan alone really. Let the man speak, don't prod at his failures, don't try to make it seem like he's just a silly billy under his seriousness. Sir please you go all out of your way to make the angst ferret feel comfortable but you're not letting the others that were your friends(?) Before him comfortable I will *screams*

6. Tryna guilt trip thomas in SvSR

7. If you don't do what I want I'll kill your friends Lee and Mary Lee (SvSR, I get your stressed out because everything you know it's being pulled into question but daaamn)

8. He took over Roman's Song and Roman felt like he had to ask to take part of his own goddamn song I will lose it on this very night-

I would also look through the patton critical tags

I'm mad about the new video.

That's all you need to know.

Except about Roman getting love and Thomas being happy.

That I love

But we ALL know all the fanders are going to talk about Virgil

And Prinxiety

IM DRAWING THIS! WAIT A FEW DAYS AND ILL POST IT!

Logan in a wedding dress Logan in a wedding dress Logan iN A WEDDING DRESS-