Patton: I'm super nice!
Logan uses one word wrong
Patton: I'm never gonna let you live that down
Patton: Dont hurt people
Also Patton: hurts everyone except Virgil
Me: Morality. You. Are. A. Hypocrite.
Patton when someone argues with Virgil: LEAVE HIM ALONE
Patton when Roman and Logan are fighting: *ignores or acts scared*
Patton when Roman/Logan argues with the dark sides: Kiddo listen to them, they're right
Patton when Roman/Logan agrees with the dark sides: so you don't love me?
hi uhh could i ask why patton sucks in canon? very sorry if this is rude! i personally hate patton for personal reasons and then realized that i'm not sure what he's done wrong in canon! you don't have to answer this by the way!
I too hate patton for personal reasons but also he's kinda a dick in canon
1. Exposing Logan's name without any known consent considering how we can get the since that names are given after trust (headcanons about Logan not knowing things until thomas knows is funny but my point stand at this point Logan may not even be his real name)
2. He does a lot of guilttripping if you know how to spot it (see: SvS "Roman i thought you fought for honor-" stfu patton, he's literally Thomas' hopes and dreams and passion and ego he wants do his damn job LET HIM DO- sorry)
3. He seems to kinda push the others to the side when it comes to Virgil? There's trying to make people feel comfortable and then there is favoritism which is like "No you can't call him (harmless) names but he can insult you all he wants"
4. He's kinda fucked up in my books for wanting to give Virgil a chance but when it comes to the other 'dark sides' he's just so stubborn about not giving them one
5. He needs to leave Logan alone really. Let the man speak, don't prod at his failures, don't try to make it seem like he's just a silly billy under his seriousness. Sir please you go all out of your way to make the angst ferret feel comfortable but you're not letting the others that were your friends(?) Before him comfortable I will *screams*
6. Tryna guilt trip thomas in SvSR
7. If you don't do what I want I'll kill your friends Lee and Mary Lee (SvSR, I get your stressed out because everything you know it's being pulled into question but daaamn)
8. He took over Roman's Song and Roman felt like he had to ask to take part of his own goddamn song I will lose it on this very night-
I would also look through the patton critical tags
LOGAN NUUUUUU
Logan stared at the others as they argued.
"Virgil, I think we should-" Virgil cut him off.
"Not a good time, L." Logan turned to Patton.
"Patton, please listen to me-"
"We can't logic our way out of this one, Lo, I'm sorry." His final choice was to turn to Thomas.
"Thomas, maybe we should-"
"Logan, let them handle this one, okay? This isn't really your thing."
Logan felt hot tears burning his eyes. He glanced down at the cuts on his wrists. Nobody noticed the marks. He pulled out a notebook and pen and began to write.
Dear friends,
By the time you read this, I will likely be gone. I am so sorry I was such a burden on you all this time. I understand now that I was useless from the beginning. You do not need me, and I know it now. That why I have done this. There must have been a reason you ignored me. What I said was not important. I was not important.
The pain grew to be too much. I do have feelings, and it hurts so bad. Do not blame yourselves for what I've done. It's my fault, not yours. I should have known sooner I didn't matter. I'm sorry.
Love, Logan
He tore the page out of the notebook. But before sinking out, he tried one last time to make Thomas listen.
"Thomas, I really think you should listen to me-"
"Logan! We don't need you right now!" Thomas was growing impatient. That stunned Logan.
"Yeah, Microsoft Nerd, we never needed your opinion!"
"Shut up, nerdy wolverine."
"You just aren't important, Logan," Janus said. "You're useless to them. They hate you." Logan didn't know then that Janus was being Janus and lying.
The words stung, like being shot over and over again.
"Whatever! It doesn't matter to me anyway! I'll be dead by dawn!" He held up the note. "I'll be dead by dawn!" He sunk out.
"'I'll be dead by dawn?' What does that mean?" Patton asked.
"I don't know," Roman answered. Janus thought about it. He thought about the note Logan held and the marks on his wrists and the last words he said, and he gasped.
"Oh my God!"
"What?!" Thomas asked.
"He said, 'I'll be dead by dawn.' Don't you get what that means?" The other sides shook their head except for Remus.
"Oh God no. Logan!"
"I don't get it," Virgil said.
"He's going to kill himself! He was holding a suicide note, and didn't you see the cuts on his wrists?"
The reality of the situation sunk into the sides, but it was just a moment too late when it did. They were just a moment too late when they broke down the bathroom door.
I'm mad about the new video.
That's all you need to know.
Except about Roman getting love and Thomas being happy.
That I love
But we ALL know all the fanders are going to talk about Virgil
And Prinxiety
IM DRAWING THIS! WAIT A FEW DAYS AND ILL POST IT!
Logan in a wedding dress Logan in a wedding dress Logan iN A WEDDING DRESS-
Remus would hang out with his plushies and just joins Roman. He loves movies and ruining them but he can't do that do comfort things. (He just can't)
Roman would be hurt and watch Disney movies an musicals and all for literal days. And he doesn't even sing along. (Remus is beside him and has given him a plushie)
Janus would be confused since he's not imitating Patton. Once he figure it out, hes mad because he's thinks nothing like Patton (except for some thing's) He can't do anything because Virgil is "baby boi"
Patton would cry and when he stops he'll apologise and do anything and I mean ANYTHING to make Virgil happy with him again
Logan wouldn't notice the ignorance (happens all the time) but the name... He locks himself up for months. Nobody can get him out.
Idea #9
If one of the twins makes Virgil upset he will call him by the others name. (Calling Roman Remus or calling Remus Roman) and this shows results that he likes so he does it to the others. Sp he calls Janus Patton, and Patton Janus.
He of course plays it off as a, "Slip of his tongue"
However Virgil will just straight up ignore Logan or be like, "Oh wait, you have a name?"
me
something 10x better
when you realise the characters name is super close to another characters-
When you have so many baby name tabs open and it’s just because you’re trying to name a character….
he wouldnt even need to be drunk xD
Roman: you’re on thin ice!
Logan(drunk) *looking down*: ...no, this is the floor...
Virgil: Logan, it’s a saying!
Logan(drunk): wrong again, it’s C A R P E T
oh yes more drawing ideas-
Logan: *fighting back tears* I'm going to duck out, you won't see me again.
Virgil: L, come up with something a little more original. I did that first.
Logan: *dry laughter* You're absolutely right, Virgil.
Virgil: Wow, Logan admitted someone else was right! We need to mark this day in history-
Logan: I'll become a Dark Side instead!
Virgil: I'm sorry, what?
Logan: *crying while still smiling* Yeah, nobody's seen that one yet, have they, Anxiety? *sinks out*
and this doesnt include all, but theres a LOT
sanders sides but only when logan is cut off or shut up!! enjoy the vid <3333
I've been called out and I don't like it-
I just wanna give a shout out to all the gifted burn out kids who are most likely LGBT, have self esteem issues, hyper fixate, and are either sensitive or show no emotion at all [no in between]
Aka Logan stans
*flashbacks to the amount of times hes been talked to*
I-I can’t really remember when they were nice to him but O K A Y
Remus: Janus and Roman might think you're cute, but I just think I really want to fuck you!
Roman: *covers Remus's mouth* I'm so sorry about him...
Logan: *crying*
Remus: Oh my God did I upset you? I'm so sorry!
Logan: *sniffle* No, that's just the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Virgil: That's the nicest thing anyone's said to you?! Oh you poor thing...