North: Aren’t You Gay?

drink water. eat ass. vote.

Markus: Release all of the sounds that are trapped in your body All the deviants: *high-pitched unholy screeches and aggressive beeping* Markus: … Markus: guess that works, too

Public opinion: #MOOD

Hank: Why are you two fighting again?

Gavin: Connor always uses common phrases incorrectly.

Connor: Cry me a table, Gavin.

Hank: [reading from a math test] ‘Gavin has nineteen bottles of dish soap -‘

Connor: Wait, why does Detective Reed have so many soaps?

Gavin: [from across the room] MIND YOUR BUSINESS, CONNOR!

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Michael: Hey let’s slow dance.

Jason: *does the Macarena at ¼ speed

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I feel threatened.

Ominous positivity

Reblog if you're a Hufflepuff

Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil.

(Also particularly good FINDERS).

Just taking attendance!

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Multiple houses x

All houses x