“a period of prosperous personal growth is headed my way”
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Ghostface: why doesn’t Jason watch TV? like, I know he’s dead or whatever, but I mean he still does sort of normal stuff. Michael: He’s watched TV before. Once I believe. Ghostface: And how did that go? Jason, in the kitchen: WHere iS The FOOKing LAMB S A U C E
How’s everyone doing?
Kidnapper: We have your son
Michael: We don’t have a son.
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and made us cut the crusts off of his sandwich?
Michael: Oh my god they have Jason.
the kind of witch i want to be: aesthetic grimoire, shelves full of crystals and potions, a walking encyclopedia of witchcraft
the kind of witch i am: hehe hey guys look at this meme
me @ myself after being chased by the killer for 6 seconds without dying
1…2…3…4…1…2…3…
mothaf*@&er!!
This song has been stuck in my head all day. May you be cursed the same 😆😆😆
“Get in the car, Laurie. We’re going to the Pumpkin patch!”
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