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Gavin: [pretends to throw ball for Sumo and laughs]

Connor: You’ll regret that one day

Gavin: Why?

Connor: Sumo holds grudges

Gavin: Don’t be stupid

[One year later]

Priest: Does anyone here know why Gavin and Nines should not be wed?

From the back: WOOF

Michael sprinkling the teeth over the bathroom stall door in the new Halloween trailer:

Michael: Hey let’s slow dance.

Jason: *does the Macarena at ¼ speed

Found this on ig... I thought some may need it 💖

smh

the kind of witch i want to be: aesthetic grimoire, shelves full of crystals and potions, a walking encyclopedia of witchcraft

the kind of witch i am: hehe hey guys look at this meme

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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- Gavin Reed