Halloween 2018 Spoilers /!!

Imagine Nines making a cake for Gavin that says ‘’You’re old af’’ or ‘’ Happy b’day bitch’’

Pronouncing the “E” at the end of “Testosterone” makes it sound like a pasta.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A WITCH 🔮✨🌟🌞🌛☀️⛈💨

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

i figured a comic wouldnt do it justice. for you anon you put the idea in my head i couldnt ignore 

Doesn't hurt to have a bit more money.. right?

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

Markus: *bursts into the room, startling Connor*

Connor: Jesus!

Markus: Close, but not quite right.

Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym

I am a magnet for abundance, love, happiness, and success. I am a magnet for abundance, love, happiness, and success. I am a magnet for abundance, love, happiness, and success. ✨💞🌹🌞💰🍊🌥💖✨💞🌹🌞💰🔥🌥💖