Yeah Im Crabby. You Wanna Know Why Im Crabby?

Jason voorhees minding his own damn business

him: zzz

freddy in his head: did you know water is wet

Jason angrily rising from his grave:

Ma’am, you forgot your teefs

Lucio, who can't touch Asra: I cast the plague on you!!

Asra: *flashes uno reverse card*

Lucio: *g a s p*

Doesn't hurt to have a bit more money.. right?

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

How’s everyone doing?

I don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, I celebrate Thanksgavin.

Them: Gavin Reed

Me, an intellectual:

Reblog if you have a crush on Michael Myers

(I’m just curious to see, how many ppl will reblog this)

Markus: Josh? You’re still here? I thought you left.

Josh: I’m contemplating what life really means. Do we have a purpose? Or are we all just aimlessly wandering around looking for food?

Markus:

Josh: Plus, North glued my ass to the chair