I Don’t Celebrate Thanksgiving, I Celebrate Thanksgavin.

Sheriff: Loomis! How did you survive the explosion?!

Loomis: I used Michael's body as a shield. All 6'8 of him.

Hank: Exercise is so important for a healthy lifestyle. That’s why I do yoga daily.

[few moments later]

Hank: [lying face down on the floor]

Connor: You can’t just do the “corpse” pose for an hour.

Hank: Watch me.

I could need a Loki ;u;

Hey y'all: still totally doing commissions. Ninjago, Marvel, DC, Harry Potter, anything you want!!! Any ship you want!! It’s free too, because I don’t want to take your money XD

And here’s a Loki to prompt you to make me draw things.

THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS

summer love emoji spell

🌺☀💓😘💓☀🌺

may your days be filled with traces of your lover’s lips all over your face and honey sweet embraces

like to charge. reblog to cast.

Ma’am, you forgot your teefs

We seriously need a sequel of d:bh just for RK900

Hank: The cashier at the supermarket told me to have a nice day and I accidentally told him to go fuck himself.  Connor: How… how do you even…? Hank: … Hank: [shrugs, having no regrets whatsoever]

Based off of @dbhthingsandstuff‘s post  (again). 

when you’re on your way to unhook someone but you’re against hag

Markus: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found.