Okay, This Was Cute!

listen if the little mermaid 2023 did anything right it was ariel and eric... they were already a good couple in the original but fleshing him out and making him drawn to the ocean in a parallel to ariel being drawn to land is so good. and kind of increasing that human vs merfolk tension to make it this romeo & juliet love story. like sorry they kind of slayed there. eric sees ariel turn back into a mermaid in front of him and all he does is hold her tighter. they're both gigantic nerds. he's a foot taller than her. it's incredible.

Odysseus: Penelope I am not the same person you fell in love with, I have done terrible things to get home. I understand if you can’t accept the monstrous things I have done-

Penelope: cool, could you please move this wedding bed

Odysseus: what, no!

Penelope: that’s my husband

Odysseus: Penelope I have killed so many

Penelope: I don’t give a shit

Odysseus: I sacrificed my crew-

Penelope: And I would’ve done the same

Odysseus: I am covered in the blood of the suitors

Penelope: and you look fantastic

Odysseus: I TORTURED A GOD ON HIS OWN WEAPON

Penelope: and that was incredibly sexy of you

The Pitt literally has everything. Socially awkward and highly competent autistic coded character. Sarcastic asshole with a heart of gold. Nervous white boy with the saddest eyes you’ve ever seen. Nepo baby child prodigy. Milf with a mysterious past. Noah Wyle. Need I say more

Better start saving rn

It’s the most wonderful day of the year - well, unless you’re one of Paris and Janeway’s abandoned lizard children that is….

Happy Threshold day! 🦎🦎🦎

I couldn’t help it! Māori Miku :D

♡₊˚⊹ Edit ₊˚⊹♡ Thanks for all the aroha on this! I did post this to *shuders*... Twitter ... as well but I have no idea how that platform works, so if anyone wants to spare a like on there too be my guest! https://x.com/Mc_Frostee I'm most active on instagram btw! If you want to see more of my stuff... https://www.instagram.com/lord_stumpy/

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

An amazing commission of me as a N'avi!! Thank you @sullyfortress 💙💙💙

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