Odysseus: Penelope I am not the same person you fell in love with, I have done terrible things to get home. I understand if you can’t accept the monstrous things I have done-
Penelope: cool, could you please move this wedding bed
Odysseus: what, no!
Penelope: that’s my husband
Odysseus: Penelope I have killed so many
Penelope: I don’t give a shit
Odysseus: I sacrificed my crew-
Penelope: And I would’ve done the same
Odysseus: I am covered in the blood of the suitors
Penelope: and you look fantastic
Odysseus: I TORTURED A GOD ON HIS OWN WEAPON
Penelope: and that was incredibly sexy of you
Suzume (2022) dir. Makoto Shinkai
Please potato, I need to pass all my tests🙏😭
If I had a nickel for every movie I have loved where a man from earth travels to another planet, integrates into an alien race who worships a goddess, marries a princess, and becomes a leader who wins a great battle, I'd have two nickels...which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
everyone make sure you leave out the milk and cookies and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife tonight 🥰
Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
everyone on this website on the 21st of september
the troubled character on the screen has bewitched me body and soul
22| She/Her | Marvel, Star Wars, Avatar enthusiast | Bisexual💖💜💙
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