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fifteen years of dan and phil | a web weave

i take you to be my husband, // we were put, two little boys from Reading and Rawtenstall

to have and to hold from this day forward, // i think the universe would rip in half, let’s not try that

for better or for worse, // the future: the knight of wands

for richer or for poorer, // without the internet, we never would have met

in sickness and in health, // ring phil

to love and to cherish, // secondly, i just wanted to say how proud i am of dan

(to be cont.)

Josh is a nerdy theatre kid with a heart of gold and the voice of an angel and I adore him every day for it

josh groban is so funny because he’s in everything. You can’t escape the man.

when eric is sitting alone all sad thinking about ariel near the end of the movie and he throws max’s stick and max doesn’t come back to eric with it and eric looks up and sees ariel standing there in her blue dress petting max and smiling at eric and he hugs her like he can’t believe she’s real and he’s terrified he’ll lose her again but she’s here to stay with him forever and they FINALLY KISS, i just

sebastian's fans really are god's strongest soldiers. no social media presence. a singular appearance at an award show every fiscal quarter. a grainy paparazzi photo every three to five months that is so sexy it gives you a stroke. a clip of him in the background of some random celebrity's instagram story. the most jaw-dropping perfomance in a movie none of your friends have seen.

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

dnp really are as parasocial about us as we are about them and it’s the funniest, most heartwarming thing ever knowing that while we’ve been calling them our besties for years, they do that too lol

Everyday i'm reminded that no one could ever even come close to serve as much cunt as this gay ass demon.

I think one of my absolute favorite Dan and Phil things is how much they love going to zoos/wildlife parks/aquariums when they travel? Like on this tour alone - in just three months! - they've been to zoos in Stockholm, San Diego, and Melbourne, and the aquarium in Toronto. They are animal nerds and I love them!!

And they've done this for years, on every tour! Like just talking about the Australian legs of their tours, they went to a wildlife park to hold koalas during TATINOF! And they went whale watching during II! And even though I feel like cute animals are more "Phil's branding," Dan is clearly just as big of an animal nerd because he went to a wildlife park again during WAD and held another koala (and chilled with some kangaroos) <3

And I know they've probably been gone on a bunch of other cute little zoo dates over the years that I'm completely forgetting right now (plus some they haven't even shared with us), but the point is, those two love animals. They love going on dates to go see animals. And to see how genuinely sweet they are with animals (Phil stroking the wallaby's face with his thumb! both of them being so careful and gentle with Dewey the koala in the DITL video!) warms my heart so much <3