Dnp Really Are As Parasocial About Us As We Are About Them And It’s The Funniest, Most Heartwarming

dennis neglected hamster whitaker…

happy pride month everyone ⋆

books I’ve read in 2022 📖 no. 109

Love on the Brain by Ali Hazelwood

“Science is reliable in its variability. Science does whatever the fuck it wants. God, I love science.”

can I go where you go?

lil baby hippo and penguin

Just a silly lil stupid idea I wanted to share after Ithica saga because lord knows we need it after that

But just imagine after he gets home, Odysseus & Telemachus are playing on the beach & Telemachus decides to run into the water. Ody chases after him, but when he gets to the water’s edge it quickly recedes around him to the point where it’s obvious it’s avoiding him. & to be funny, Telemachus jokes “I think Poseidon’s afraid of you, father”

& without missing a beat, he goes “he doesn’t have to be. I’m home now” & now Telemachus is like 👀👀👀 cause what the hell is THAT supposed to mean

Odysseus just smirks & cups his hands around his mouth & yells something like “I promise I won’t stab you again!” What? He can show off & brag to his son

& then a huge wave crashes straight into Ody & knocks him flat on his ass

So I just randomly did a punnet square at 1 am about the possibilities of 4 fingers vs 5 fingers. And I feel like sharing so enjoy!

J- 5 fingers N- 4 fingers

Parents: JN x NN

Jakes avatar body has 50% human DNA and 50% Na’vi DNA, making him have JN. Neytiri is NN because she’s a purebred Na’vi. And if you put those two dominate traits in a punnet square, you get a 50/50 chance.

The genotype is 50% JN and 50% NN

The phenotype would also be 50% 4 finger and 50% 5 finger

And seeing as Tuk and Neteyam have 4 fingers and Lo’ak has 5 fingers, it’s safe to assume that if Jake and Neytiri had another kid, it would have 5 fingers.

Thanks for reading my random science bullshit while I still work on running out of air pt. 2

The Pitt literally has everything. Socially awkward and highly competent autistic coded character. Sarcastic asshole with a heart of gold. Nervous white boy with the saddest eyes you’ve ever seen. Nepo baby child prodigy. Milf with a mysterious past. Noah Wyle. Need I say more

The week between Christmas and New Years exists in a liminal dimension where neither your diet nor Spotify nor God can find you. Now is the time to be who you truly are. Dissolve into the sweet embrace of the void