Red Wine, But You Can Totally Substitute More Broth For It.

Well, it looks like it was meant to forbid having sex in view of your neighbours' homes, but they Actually forbid it from "in view of a private place", which implies in view of Any private place, including, say, the one your having sex in.

Seeing people posting the full results instead of just the character they got - I somehow got the result that resonates the second least, followed by the one that resonates third least, so I suspect OP and I have very different understandings of these questions.

Making a "Which Batfam member are you"? but im basically calling people out- its so much fun >:)

Now just gotta finish the result summaries <33

That's also how I tend to interpret it - I'm pretty sure I'm defaulting to the Ah-ee-shuh option, here.

which of my household appliances am i most closely related to

The issue isn't them being in a landfill, really - that has its own explosion risk issues, of course, but once it's in the landfill, I suspect glass would be worse anyways.

I haven't heard this claim about them exploding compactors, but rather of them exploding in incinerators (one of the many things one shouldn't burn). Irregardless, this isn't 'it'll start a trash fire' but rather, that they'd destroy a much more expensive piece of equipment and, in the case of the compactor, not actually wind up in the landfill they were meant to get to.

AirPods Are a Tragedy

Apple claims that AirPods are building a “wireless future.” Many people think they're a symbol of disposable wealth. The truth is bleaker.

I think the funniest consequence of Tumblr's shit-ass content moderation is that a lot of people are still posting explicit art, but they've also gotten better over time at including including screen reader descriptions, and since anecdotal evidence supports the idea that whatever Tumblr is using to auto-mod explicit content seems to pick up on text better than it does on images, those descriptions will just fail to mention that the character so depicted has their dick out – and often this is not a small omission!

Seeing as your saying this is 13-14, I am curious about why you are saying 5'6 as an adult - most calculators I could find use the heights of both mother and father as input, which would require additional citation I'd be curious of, and the one I saw that didn't gave a taller height unless you said 14, almost 15 (14 and 10 or 11 months, for clarity).

That's exactly why it is so interesting - you have to pick one screenshot.

Spinning up an unauthorised fork of tvtropes.org specifically because I feel strongly that every trope page should be illustrated with an appropriate screenshot from The Penguins of Madagascar.

Mob Psycho 100 II OP 

... Instinctively, absolute terror makes the most sense to me, yet when I try to think this through logically, I can think of normal reasons for the first two, but not for absolute terror. This confuses me.

'there is no clock here', spoken in a variety of tones and affects; relief, calm, absolute terror