People Confused By My Willingness And, Frankly, My Desire To Fuck That Old Man Do Not Understand That

people confused by my willingness and, frankly, my desire to fuck that old man do not understand that i purely do not believe someone can be too old to enjoy everything life has to offer

𝕞𝕪𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕜𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕕𝕪 𝕒-𝕫 (𝕟𝕤𝕗𝕨)

(includes smut related content)

A- Aftercare: what they’re like after

Myles would be very cuddly and touchy after, just wanting to hold you and make sure you feel okay, as well as grabbing you anything you want or need

B- Body part: their fav body part on them as well as on you

Myles’ favourite body part is his arms because he can hug you tightly by wrapping his arms around you. As for your body, he would absolutely love your tits, just wanting to see them or touch them.

C- Cum: anything to do with it

You make him absolutely insane, so of course there would be a shit ton of cum. Even when he uses a condom, it almost always ends up spilling out of it.

D- Dirty secret: any dirty secrets they may have

Myles doesn’t really have any dirty secrets, although he won’t tell many people that he enjoys submitting to you from time to time

E- Experience: how experienced they are/do they know what they’re doing

Myles is more experienced than he looks. he doesn’t look like he would know a whole lot about sex, but you two have tried almost every position in the book, and it certainly isn’t something he’s lacking in life.

F- Favourite position: what is their fav position

even though it’s basic, he’s a total sucker for missionary. he loves being on top of you and being able to look down at you as he fucks you.

G- Goofy: how serious are they in the moment

most of the time Myles keeps it pretty serious, but when the doesn’t miss an opportunity to make a joke when it comes

H- Hair: how well groomed are they?

he doesn’t have a lot of hair on it, but there is a little, particularly down at the base. however, the tip is almost completely clean shaven.

I- Intimacy: how are they during the moment?

Myles always tries to make it romantic, trying to show you how much he loves you, and always wants you to feel loved and cared for

J- Jack off: do they ever masturbate?

he doesn’t like it as much as when you’re there, but if he’s away from you, such as on tour, he’ll either be on the phone with you or looking at pictures of you.

K- Kink: some of their kinks

Myles occasionally enjoys some light bondage, especially if you’re tying him up. he loves submitting to you, although he wouldn’t admit it. he’s also a complete sucker for dirty talk, and loves whispering and saying dirty things to you during the moment.

L- Location: fav places to do it

Myles obviously loves the bedroom, and he finds that the most comfortable, but a close second for him is the shower. he absolutely loves pinning you against any wall he can before he fucks you.

M- Motivation: what turns them on/gets them going

you

N- No: something they wouldn’t do

Myles isn’t into the idea of doing in a public area, or even in the car. he wants it to be private with only you around. that means he’s also against the idea of a threesome.

O- Oral: preference in giving/receiving, how good?

he loves both receiving and giving, and that mouth is next level good, whenever he gives you head, you always feel like you’re on cloud nine, no matter how many times he’s given it to you.

P- Pace: are they fast or slow?

Myles will usually start slower, just to get used to the feeling, but then after that, he won’t shy away from speed. however, he will always slow down if you want him to.

Q- Quickies: opinions on them, how often, etc

He’s not a huge fan of them, he wants to be able to fully experience things with you, however, he won’t say no if either of you are extremely desperate.

R- Risk: do they take risks? are they open to experiments?

Myles is open to experimentation, especially when it comes to something such as a new position, however, he’s not the biggest fan of risk-taking. he doesn’t want to risk anything going wrong, which could result in you getting hurt.

S- Stamina: how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?

when he’s really into it, Myles can probably go four to five rounds, but most of the time if you do multiple rounds, it often only two.

T-Toys: do they have any? do they use them?

you and Myles don’t own many toys, however, the ones you do have, he may get you to use to tease you. he doesn’t use many for himself though, as he prefers you to any other toys.

U- Unfair: their thoughts on teasing

Myles absolutely loves to tease you, and will do it every chance he gets. whether it be holding it out, or not letting you release straight away, he loves teasing you.

V- Volume: how loud they are/ what sounds

Myles isn’t super loud, however, he doesn’t suppress his noises either. He tends to let out more muffled moans, and the occasional growl like noise if you do something that really turns him on.

W- Wild card: random headcannon

there was this time you made him come in under thirty seconds, when you and him had been away for a couple months due to him being away on tour, but you gave him a blowjob when you finally could, and he was so worked up he released almost instantly.

X- X-ray: whats under the clothes

Myles isn’t huge, but he definitely has enough. He’s probably around 6-7 inches, which is the perfect amount for you.

Y- Yearning: how high is their sex drive?

usually, he can contain it when he needs to, but he always has a high sex drive around you. no matter what you’re doing or what you’re wearing, he’s just obsessed with you, and would take you any second of the day.

Z- zzz: how quickly they fall sleep after

Myles will always wait until you’re okay and relaxed before falling asleep himself, but he usually falls asleep about ten to fifteen minutes after you.

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