Period's Late, Haven't Had Sex. Must Be Carrying The Next Baby Jesus.

1d-potterhead:

yellow model chick

yellow bottle sippin

yellow lamborghini

yellow top missing:

yup,yup that shit look like a toupee

I get what you get in 10 years, in 2 days 

Ladies love me

“I want a man who loves me, cherishes me, values me, but they have to know my value in order to value me. They have to know my worth, and they can only know my worth if I know my worth. I want them to respect me. I want fun fun times, I want fun times. I want laughs, laughs more than anything. I just want to laugh, I have everything else, I just want a partner in crime to enjoy it with me.”

Rihanna to Oprah in 2012 (via followyurbliss)

I don’t want people to think of me as a victim or think I’m weak, So I don’t like to tell people when I’m going through something.

Rihanna  (via ohmyrihanna)

pajamajars:

Do you see what’s in the circle? That’s the hand of former panic! at the disco bassist, Brent Wilson. No one noticed the hand in this picture while it was taken. That’s because you don’t feel the hand at first. You won’t ever have to feel the hand, if you pass this on, but if you don’t, you might not be so lucky. If you don’t reblog this within 3 minutes Brent Wilson’s hand will haunt you. You might spot it outside your window. and once you see it, it’ll get you. It’s been watching you already. It’ll come into your bedroom and murder you and your family. Reblog this if you value your family’s life. Juliana didn’t. Sometime the next week everyone in her house was found bloody and dead on the floor. all that was left for evidence were the finger prints of Brent wilson all along the house.

leilockheart:

wowfunniestposts:

They’re all like:

“IS THIS YOUR CHILD?” 

And you’re just like:

And then they’re like:

“Oh my goodness, I remember when you were just a baby!”

And you’re just like:

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IKR =))

That awkward moment when your parents introduce you to their friends or co-workers.