1d-potterhead:

datfilipinoprince:

Sure is I know I got one with him

joelle-elizabeth:

bless this man

Girl: I’m having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more!

After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.

Girl: Where is he? Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart? Girl: What? (She starts crying) Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.

lovatomakesmelesbian:

lovatocyrusbieberswag:

Demi Lovato ~ How to Love (cover)

When she said ‘damn’, I fangirled so hard. That’s not even a cursing word, but that’s the closest I’ve ever heard to her cursing. SFKSJDKKJAJKA.

poeticdreams:

When a sexual song comes on & you're alone

tumbleweedteej:

My annoying ash alarm usually screams for about 10 good minutes until I can’t take it anymore

then I turn off the alarm…then I go back to sleep.

Then I usually wake up around 12-3, then get pissed at myself for missing breakfast

Then by 5, everything is all good. 

My Mornings...

Vine needs to be stopped

inmyownlittlebubble:

dianasarabia:

lmfao.