Pankcupboy:

And they’re all like, I THINK I KNOW WHAT I HEARD

I THINK I KNOW WHAT I SPOKE!

THIS ^ LORD JEEEEEEZUS !

I hate it when people try to tell ME what I said.

1prettyplainjane:

kblove901:

@kiafbaby Want This?

YES

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

my ipod . (:

Period's Late, haven't had sex. Must be carrying the next Baby Jesus.

More Laughs Here

Sitting in the back seat of a car when the front windows are open

staymineforever:

When random people try to sell you shit

Chris

“What’s wrong with you?” I looked over at Ayla to find her twiddling her thumbs, biting into her bottom lip nervously as the limo rode over the tarmac towards the private jet we’d be stuck on for hours. “You ain’t stressing this shit, are you?”

“Slightly.” she answered, reaching...

pankcupboy:

Drop Down Low And Sweep The Floor Wit It!