Ever Since I Was A Young Lad I Knew I Wanted To Be A Middle-aged Man With An Undone Tie Around His Neck

ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back

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