Mushrooms-and-coffee - E

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

it's crispy eve

Pride Frog Pins by OwlAndBearArtStudio

No matter what you eat today, I hope you share it with friends and family! Happy Thanksgiving!

I wish you a happy new year 2024!!!

Based on that one tweet about jerma

I hope none of you disappear in the coming days. Seriously don't do anything that can't be undone.