!!!!!!!his Name Is Gourdon!!

me when im a small but knowing clown

the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass

just to make things a little bit nicer around here, I'm adding some enrichment to your enclosure. I hope you like :)

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

wow they literally got rid of the entire fucking site huh

laptop husbandry tip: the fans spinning up just means its EXCITED, not DISTRESSED. this is a COMMON MISCONCEPTION and it does not need to go to the vet

when the story is just not working, but you keep writing anyway