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Fascinated by this one Instagram account run by a girl who got divorced young and decided to make a career as a cottagecore divorce influencer out of it apparently

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

whoever invented cozy in bed was a genius. and whoever invented getting up should be burnt at the stake

im like if roadkill was a girl

normally a mclaren fan but i also dabble in supporting alfa romeo bc their uniform looks like a campbell soup can

oh my god they fucking do

especially a few years back

YOU COULD AT LEAST TRY TO HIDE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A SCAM BOT

Watch and Pass on!!! 😂😂💀💩

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

50 posts!

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading