Get DRINKED (don't Tell The Philadelphians)

you dont have to be a picklepuss to enjoy sinking your teeth into the green, juicy, crisp fruit of the improved cucumber 

snuck some sketti into the cinema 🍝

to whom does your heart belong? quiz

!!!!!!!his name is Gourdon!!

tfw you will never get to be gay on the Garfield dark ride

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

stuffing penis into the vending machine coin slot like Yessss you little slut take it. i'll have a sprite please

self portrait

just to make things a little bit nicer around here, I'm adding some enrichment to your enclosure. I hope you like :)