YOU'RE 5'3"? I COULD FIT YOU IN MY FUCKING POCKET?

you jeff the killed it out there dude well done

She is not a small town country girl.

She is a climate criminal and she does not care about you no matter how hard you may claim she does. She has created this parasocial relationship with her fans just so they can give her more money.

Taylor swift is not one of us, she is a billionaire and all billionaires deserve the absolute worst in life. She is not the exception.

imagine saying this about your boyfriends mental health issues

and then wondering why he didn’t want to marry you

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

i’ve been forming a lot of thoughts tonight. happy holidays

Not even 24 hours in and the richest man in the world just did a Nazi salute in 2025 on national television

swifties keep saying taylor swift "is the music industry" and I just can't comprehend the mind of someone who thinks that's a compliment.

like, yes, you're right. she is the face of and leading innovator in draining music fans for every last penny you can get and encouraging parasocial behavior. congratulations, you're a devotee to the goddess of capitalism.

There is a conversation to be had about the fact that Taylor Swift's album is being played in its entirety across all of iHeartRadio's 868 stations, pushing out the opportunities other artists might have had to get radioplay. That's the literal definition of a monopoly. No wonder she'll hit the top of the radio play charts with this maneuver, because at least 65 minutes (if not the back side of the album, which would take it to nearly twice that length) across EIGHT HUNDRED AND SIXTY EIGHT STATIONS will be dedicated to her, artificially boosting her radio play and decreasing everyone else's. In this essay I will—

This is no laughing matter.