You Jeff The Killed It Out There Dude Well Done

My favorite boy, actually

guess who’s fucking back. that’s right. your least favorite boy. yep

My ants... my beloved ants... they began chanting my name by accident once, and that is where I first met my colony. They requested the smiting of this one bitch ant who refused to carry anything back to the young and who was I to deny them their request.

We've been working hand in tiny little legs for eons now... God I love my ants.

If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.

i’ve been forming a lot of thoughts tonight. happy holidays

So you've just used the infamous 17 in One shampoo? You and me both.

i feel very Boy™ right now

Ohh yeah that guys awesome

Me: “yeah, so her ex husband got her a toilet for Christmas-“

My dad: “was it a SKIBIDI toilet?????”

First arr of the new year!!! I actually made it on the 1st, but I didnt feel like posting

Her names Irene! This isnt her canon outfit but I wanted to draw her in something different. She's the dead wife of one of my ocverse characters I haven't posted art of... ,maybe I'll draw him next,,

Who the fuck is Mr Fortnight

Yeah man fuck you too I'm definitely not greatful for your friendship and love everyday fuck off go get into a 5 car accident I don't desire you in a way no man should desire another.

Can you draw me one (1) ant pretty please

why would i draw you an ant you fucking loser it’s not like i would do anything for you and it’s not like im in love with you or something ew that’s so weird why would you think that like honestly ur so weird and i’m like not in love with you or anything and i don’t think about making out with you passionately in the evenings before we go to sleep eeewwww ur so gross

sorry the voices here’s ur ant sexybear

Also if ANYBODY comments on how fucking ASS the facial hair is I'm going to get violent