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Today in Existential Horror Kitchen: What constitutes as a salad?

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

PnF Spirit Week 2: June 1st - Friend group without the Flynn-Fletchers

How s4ep11 should have ended

A horror comedy concept: Two characters, who are complete strangers to each other, who both have their own distinct narrative device, bump into each other and get theirs switched up. One of them has a laugh track, and the other one has a classical greek chorus.

So now they must find each other again, with no idea how, to switch back and be free of this horrid unfamiliar torment they have been subjected to.

My current favourite tiktok trend is the one where people wrap presents to look like something they're not and some people get ridiculous with it

Like:

✨The dedication ✨

starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this

Yes, this is real.

Context:

Can we please talk about how our history teacher sent a barbie to the smithsonian as proof of the presence of man two million years ago