me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose
PnF Spirit Week 2: June 1st - Friend group without the Flynn-Fletchers
I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from
we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !
it must suck to do an assassinate and have everyone cheering you on and hyping you up cuz you can’t tell anyone you did it. you have to keep that information to yourself.
A horror comedy concept: Two characters, who are complete strangers to each other, who both have their own distinct narrative device, bump into each other and get theirs switched up. One of them has a laugh track, and the other one has a classical greek chorus.
So now they must find each other again, with no idea how, to switch back and be free of this horrid unfamiliar torment they have been subjected to.