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Johnny's DMV Adventures

This is something me and my friend @yourmothers-bed thought of a couple days ago and I'm completely in love with it-- I proudly introduce: 

Johnny’s DMV Adventures!!!! 

(cover made by @yourmothers-bed <3)

(the font of the text looks terrifyingly similar to the font of his tattoo GOODNIGHT)

@the-axe-lass this is the johnny fic i told you about <3

HCs of Johnny Cage in the DMV 💅

BLACK PUFFA JACKETS ALL DAY EVERYDAY!!!!

Sags his jeans and waddles around with his hand holding up his belt that screams “CAGE” on the front

Listens to DMV drill and british drill

Fluent in baltimorese 

Avid Playboi Carti Connoisseur

Quotes Carti on the daily

“D-R-A-C-O, D-R-A-C-O, D-R-A-C-O 🗣️🗣️🗣️”

“Johnny, please, for the love of GOD--”

“Ridin’ ‘round town with the Draco, bih 🗣️!!!”

Graduated from Baltimore HS

Stops crime before it happens out of sheer idiocy

Johnny and a couple of his friends were waddling around the streets of Baltimore when they spotted a petty thief eyeing an elderly woman

“AND THAT’S WHEN I TOLD SONYA IF SHE DON’T GET OUT OF MY FACE--” Johnny screamed even though his friends were right next to him, but he stumbled to a halt when he saw the thief a few meters ahead of him

“AYO! WHATCHA DOING ON MY BLOCK?????” Johnny tried to be intimidating but his sagging pants caught around his ankles and he fell against one of his friends, which caused a domino effect for the entire group

All this commotion spooked the thief and he ran off #superherojohnny #johnnysavestheday

Drowns his food in Old Bay seasoning

He actually used to incorporate so much crab in his diet-- and I mean he used to eat an entire plate of crab at LEAST twice a day-- that his body eventually developed an allergy to it so he started eating faux crab

Terrible fucking driver, and I mean TERRIBLE

He’s 9 out of 10 times the reason why there’s always an accident on the highway

NEVER put this man on the road

Johnny had his license suspended for reckless driving (Johnny says he wasn’t driving recklessly, he says that the other car hit him) so he was forced to use the Metro

Let’s just a say an incident at the Metro convinced the judge to immediately return his license 😬

I’m from the DMV and I love my people and the area. This is purely for entertainment, no disrespect to any of the residents from the DMV, I love y’all <333

I might make a part 2, lmk what y’all think <333 also feel free to request for DMV Johnny cause he's 100% on the table LMAO

word has it that the johnny DMV multiverse is about to expand....🤭

as always, take care of yourselves and i'll catch y'all in the next post! :)

WOAH DAMN WHO IS THE NEW CHARACTER IN HADES 2?!?!

If I was Yuu I would just make Malleus a prosthetic, kinda like Winter in Dolphin Tale.

Watching Pope Francis funeral and I just can’t help but get choked up. He was such a good man and truly embodies what it means to be Catholic. I pray we will get a pope who loves.

The guerilla marketing for Conclave right now is insane

Hello friends!

I am Lina from Gaza🇵🇸🍉

I have two children, one of them was born in the genocide. Please, I need a donation of 20 or 25 euros. I know that my request for help is unusual for me, but I really need you. The donation link is in my bio. Every small donation makes a difference. Help my children and my family. We lost everything and we need this money urgently

https://gofund.me/4f077ab2

https://gofund.me/4f077ab2

The tone of the messages that I have been getting from Gazans are increasingly desperate and negative. Can ICC end the siege? Can we talk about that. I know everyone is tired of boosting personal gofundmes

Imagine being just 15 years old, living in a cold tent surrounded by destruction and hunger, while battling a severe dental condition that leaves you in constant pain.

This is reality for Ahmed Al-Dhani from Gaza.

Images: (Top) Ahmed Al-Dhani, aged fifteen. (Bottom) Ahmed and the Al-Dhani family.

@ahmedaldani22

Story written by @rumiandroses

Ahmed is a young boy trying to survive with his family amidst the dire conditions of war. Displaced from their home, they now live in a tent, enduring hunger, cold, and uncertainty about their future. Ahmed suffers from a dental disease that requires an expensive dental implant operation, something unattainable in Gaza due to the lack of resources and the prohibitive cost of treatment abroad.

Despite the odds, Ahmed dreams of relief from his pain and a chance to smile again. To achieve this, he needs financial support for the surgery and the associated travel expenses, which are far beyond his family’s means. Without this critical operation, Ahmed's health and quality of life will continue to deteriorate.

Ahmed has launched a GoFundMe campaign to raise the funds needed for his dental treatment and travel costs. Your support can make a life-changing difference for him. Every contribution, no matter the size, brings him closer to the care he desperately needs. If you cannot donate, sharing his story can help Ahmed’s plea reach others who might assist.

You can donate to Ahmed's GoFundMe [HERE].

Ahmed's campaign has been vetted by @gazavetters, and is (#198) on their list of verified campaigns.