Johnny's DMV Adventures

Watched Conclave last night. The emotional journey I went through thinking "oh this is just like Mean Girls haha" to "this is just Mean Girls" was insane

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◾For 80 days, Israel has closed the border crossings and prevented the entry of humanitarian aid into Gaza as a collective punishment. The failure to allow flour, cooking gas, and basic supplies into the Gaza Strip has caused famine and the death of children due to malnutrition.

◾Despite the many sad images you've seen of us in Gaza, this may be the first time you've seen this side of the tragedy. These are sacks filled with old, worn-out shoes for sale—not for us to wear, of course, but for us to burn and cook our food in!Each 5 kilos sells for 10 shekels (about $3).Imagine cooking your food on the fire of shoes.

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It breaks my heart to see that the world is such that there is no one to hold the Zionist state and the US empire accountable. The Zionists keep on crying about October 7th and the hostages, and every Western institution keeps on coddling them. There has been no genuine acknowledgement of the fact that the British government implanted an illegal settler colony in Palestine and that settler colony forced the native people out of their homes in 1948. There has been no genuine acknowledgent of the horrors of the Nakba, no acknowledgement of ethnic cleansing, no acknowledgement of the destruction of the land in trying to hide the genocide of 1948 through greenwashing, there has been no acknowledgement of the fact that Gaza has been an open air prison, and that Hamas has every right to push back against the oppression of the Zionist state. Right now another genocide is being carried out in front of our eyes, with enthusiastic encouragement from the Western world, the most complicit being the USA. It was always about re-occupation of Gaza and today the Zionist state violated the ceasefire. I am scared for my friends. I am terrified and I do not know how to help except to keep the fundraisers circulating.

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𖦹 My two favorite sharks !! 𖦹

The thresher shark !!! :3

The thresher sharks are known for their super long tails! They use these tails to hunt fish. They whip their long tails and stun their prey before they eat them! They can also leap out of water! And look awesome doing it >_< !! This species is considered harmless and are rather shy! But still make sure to watch out for that tail ^_^ .

The cookie-cutter shark !! >_<

Cookie-cutter sharks are known for the way they eat! They latch onto larger animals and use their razor sharp teeth to take a chunk of its flesh, leaving cookie sized wound. They also eat small animals, like squid, whole. These sharks live deep in tropical waters and go closer to the surface during the night to eat. Cookie-cutter sharks are bioluminescent, so they glow! How cool is that :3 ? These little sharks are known to eat everything! Including submarines!! During the Cold War they tried to eat US submarines and caused many to have to return to the surface! Those mischievous little guys !! >_<

this is sending me bc imagine being the bishop in charge of monitoring social media and you have to go report to the chronically offline Lawrence that ppl on twitter are saying they want to get the new Holy Father pregnant

Really hate how well Robert Harris did his research because the papabiles, especially the ones that are currently considered the frontrunners do line up fairly well with the contenders in Conclave (especially the novel).

But you cant fucking say that without sounding like the Guy Whos Only Seen Boss Baby making real world political happenings about their blorbos