Guys Today's Paper Just Dropped And I Think I Know These Guys

Back on my bullshit

the things that we've been forced to manage through crowdfunding websites are insane. victims of a genocide are having to market themselves as someone who is worthy of being saved.

living for more than a year under an active genocide while seeing your oppressors cruelty and disregard for your life increase is so horrendous.

every single person in gaza has lost too much. i don't think everyone must have to share their personal loss in order to be deemed as a person worthy of safety. i think we should try to help those we can see asking for it.

i request you to help alaa and her children. she needs to buy supplies and remain safe. her area was bombed very recently. her fundraiser has been verified.

please donate here

Today is Eid al-Fitr BUT...

Hello, as you know we have returned to genocide, death and destruction... martyrs are everywhere, there is no security... today is supposed to be a day of joy and happiness and people visit each other to celebrate and not to mourn and offer condolences for the loss of their loved ones.😔

No food or drink and the crossing is closed... Eid al-Fitr is a holiday for exchanging gifts and giving children money but the situation is extremely difficult.😔😢

Please help us and donate to us, as if it is a gift for the children to be happy by buying necessities, food and toys 😞🙏😔💔

Chuffed

Help Lama's family to rebuild her life

Hello, I'm Lama from Gaza, I'm 24 years old, and my husband Mohammed is 30 years old, we got married in 2022 in a beautiful, warm and quiet

Hello lm hamdi ,I humbly ask for your support by reblogging this post on your account to help me and my family. As newcomers to Tumblr and GoFundMe, we are in desperate need of your kindness and support. 🙏🇵🇸🍉😔Please donate 🙏🏼Let's reach the goal as soon as possible .

gofundme.com

Donate to Help me build a new future for my family., organized by Hamdi Ali

Hello , my name is Hamdi and I am a father of 4 children I am from Palestine, spe… Hamdi Ali needs your support for Help me build a new fut

Vetted by association! Hamdi is a cousin of @mohammedyasers (shared by 90-ghost).

€1,840 raised of €35K goal!

Get our money up,,, get OUR pussy up,,,,

Johnny's DMV Adventures

This is something me and my friend @yourmothers-bed thought of a couple days ago and I'm completely in love with it-- I proudly introduce: 

Johnny’s DMV Adventures!!!! 

(cover made by @yourmothers-bed <3)

(the font of the text looks terrifyingly similar to the font of his tattoo GOODNIGHT)

@the-axe-lass this is the johnny fic i told you about <3

HCs of Johnny Cage in the DMV 💅

BLACK PUFFA JACKETS ALL DAY EVERYDAY!!!!

Sags his jeans and waddles around with his hand holding up his belt that screams “CAGE” on the front

Listens to DMV drill and british drill

Fluent in baltimorese 

Avid Playboi Carti Connoisseur

Quotes Carti on the daily

“D-R-A-C-O, D-R-A-C-O, D-R-A-C-O 🗣️🗣️🗣️”

“Johnny, please, for the love of GOD--”

“Ridin’ ‘round town with the Draco, bih 🗣️!!!”

Graduated from Baltimore HS

Stops crime before it happens out of sheer idiocy

Johnny and a couple of his friends were waddling around the streets of Baltimore when they spotted a petty thief eyeing an elderly woman

“AND THAT’S WHEN I TOLD SONYA IF SHE DON’T GET OUT OF MY FACE--” Johnny screamed even though his friends were right next to him, but he stumbled to a halt when he saw the thief a few meters ahead of him

“AYO! WHATCHA DOING ON MY BLOCK?????” Johnny tried to be intimidating but his sagging pants caught around his ankles and he fell against one of his friends, which caused a domino effect for the entire group

All this commotion spooked the thief and he ran off #superherojohnny #johnnysavestheday

Drowns his food in Old Bay seasoning

He actually used to incorporate so much crab in his diet-- and I mean he used to eat an entire plate of crab at LEAST twice a day-- that his body eventually developed an allergy to it so he started eating faux crab

Terrible fucking driver, and I mean TERRIBLE

He’s 9 out of 10 times the reason why there’s always an accident on the highway

NEVER put this man on the road

Johnny had his license suspended for reckless driving (Johnny says he wasn’t driving recklessly, he says that the other car hit him) so he was forced to use the Metro

Let’s just a say an incident at the Metro convinced the judge to immediately return his license 😬

I’m from the DMV and I love my people and the area. This is purely for entertainment, no disrespect to any of the residents from the DMV, I love y’all <333

I might make a part 2, lmk what y’all think <333 also feel free to request for DMV Johnny cause he's 100% on the table LMAO

word has it that the johnny DMV multiverse is about to expand....🤭

as always, take care of yourselves and i'll catch y'all in the next post! :)

captured from an ambulance. captured. from an ambulance. do not stop speaking about palestine please

meow

Btw, this is how conservatives keep getting to claim that trans people are a new thing no one has ever heard, because our history and existences have continually been erased or obscured systematically through out history.

The most famous example was 92 years when the Nazis raided the library of the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, the medical practice where the term transsexual was first coined and the first gender affirming surgery was performed in in 1931.

What did the Nazis do after raiding the library on May 6th, 1933? You may be familiar with these images

It is happening again.

Love Island x Resident Evil…