Mikepattonlvr - Eepster

OMG MIKE! this is literally how me and my gf interact irl whenever we see Reese's

my friend really just be sending me ANYTHING

i love bungle facebook where else do you find shit like this

you know when you're special interest is literally Mr Bungle and you get called Trevor/Trev by your own girlfriend so you call her Mike/Mikey back... We are both Bungle enthusiasts- it's just part of the relationship dynamic ☝🤓🤡🤭

FFFFFUCKKKK I LOVE MY GF

i think he is a eff ay gee gee oh tee.....

Wish I was her bye 💔

What is his problem..

sooo I have an idea abt a Mike Patton fic...

I wanna write abt Mike cuz I see there's not enough attention in terms of fics n all that jazz

so it'll prolly be GN but idk if I should write in 1st person

The setting is a party in celebration of "Angel Dust" (cuz obv its the best album) and while the reader is talking w/ other people Mike goes up to them and pulls them aside, asking abt them and their music taste and stuff like that.

Mike gets flirty, Reader notices and plays into it

Mike leads them up to the 2nd floor of the whatever house it is and bangs w/ Reader 👍

so that's pretty much it let me know if you would like to see ts or if I should improve sth, I know it'll take me 50 fucking years cuz of my fuckass school work n all that. I'll prolly post it on ao3 so see ya pooks <3333

MERVOR FANS AREN'T JUST MUTUALS... WE ARE A FAMILY. A CLAN. A SOCIETY BUILT UPON TWO MEN WHO (supposedly)

AREN'T HOMOSEXUAL FOR EACH OTHER.

I 💝 Mervor 🌞👻

Also istg Mike was talking to Trev in 'Mr Nice Guy' it just fits, they're both little fucking dogs okay jeez man

and why aren’t you in uniform