Wish I Was Her Bye 💔

sooo I have an idea abt a Mike Patton fic...

I wanna write abt Mike cuz I see there's not enough attention in terms of fics n all that jazz

so it'll prolly be GN but idk if I should write in 1st person

The setting is a party in celebration of "Angel Dust" (cuz obv its the best album) and while the reader is talking w/ other people Mike goes up to them and pulls them aside, asking abt them and their music taste and stuff like that.

Mike gets flirty, Reader notices and plays into it

Mike leads them up to the 2nd floor of the whatever house it is and bangs w/ Reader 👍

so that's pretty much it let me know if you would like to see ts or if I should improve sth, I know it'll take me 50 fucking years cuz of my fuckass school work n all that. I'll prolly post it on ao3 so see ya pooks <3333

pov: you're mike after a fantômas show during which trevor messed up 2 notes🤨

as always - feel free to dm me for the whole picture!😙

today i offer you a crop of david firecracker. tomorrow who knows

I love Mike and Trevor

Thank you for reading.

vandalism: PattonVerse edition

Mike Patton shedding a tear during Pinkpop 1995 performance of “King For A Day”.

HELP I'M CACKLING THIS IS SO REAL 😭😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖

boy im gomna bounce on your dick so hard its gonna send me jnto orbit faster and safer than spacex ..

OMG MIKE! this is literally how me and my gf interact irl whenever we see Reese's

my friend really just be sending me ANYTHING

i love bungle facebook where else do you find shit like this