We Are Seeing It And It Was So Heartwarming That, In The End, What Worked Was The Innocence Of The Young

girl stop i'm rewatching that "you look me in the eye and tell me you want to do this" job scene rn HAND OVER MY MOUTH WHAT IS THIS SEXUAL TENSION

idk if it’s a common take or i just happened to see it a couple of times, but i’ve seen people interpreting the way aziraphale struggles to call crowley his friend in 1941 as “he can’t even bare to call him his friend”. but in the context of that night, after that look at the church, i think his struggle comes more from knowing that “friend” isn’t the right word to describe what they have (more specifically, what they feel) and that by calling him that, he’s denying them of something. in short, treating crowley in bro terms makes him cringe because he doesn’t feel very brotherly about him.

DOCTOR WHO | 1.13

It’s been fun, but I guess this is goodbye.

warning!! modern ‘poetry’ is turning our daughters into beautiful bisexual men!!

We all suspect that Crowley miracles the Bentley to never run out of fuel, yes? I mean, good for him. Paying for fuel? In this economy? I know he has a motherlode cheat at his fingertips, BUT Crowley is over financially supporting fossil fuels. Absolute king. It's not because he is lazy at all. Whatever do you mean "lazy"? *tsk*

Alas, I do believe he does anything else regarding the Bentley the human way.

Like, he washes it the human way. Carefully and methodically and with the best washing liquid thingy (idk. I've been trying to get my driver's license for over 2 years now. I obviously don't own a car and never washed one. I don't know what the shampoo for cars is called, okay? Judge all you want). He meticulously vacuums the interiors regularly even though he DOES NOT allow Aziraphale to eat inside. He takes off his jacket, pushes his sleeves up to his elbows, and waxes it by hand because she deserves it.

He pampers the Bentley like she is his princess because SHE IS. Only the best for the Bentley, nothing less. And you know what? He finds it hella relaxing. It's a bonding exercise with his baby and he wouldn't have it any other way.

Okay but in S3 of Good Omens can we get a reverse wall slam.

I want to see Aziraphale slam Crowley into a wall with either the same exact force as S1 wall slam or more.

Hip thrust and everything.

When they finally get a chance to kiss unbothered and unburdened they aren’t going to stop for days, 6000 years of pent up energy, and technically not needing oxygen makes for an intense make-out session

Post Season 2 fanfictions be like

Aziraphale: I am back

Crowley: I am mad at you

Aziraphale: No you are not

Crowley: No I am not

loud making out noises

end

Im not even gonna say anything.