I Love When Authors Write Women Who Engage In Self Destructive Behavior To Claw Their Way To Esteem In

Hozier went from “I’m not a morning person” to “fuck the british empire, fuck capitalism, look how far we’ve come and look how far we have to go” in the span of a few minutes and this is exactly what I fucking signed up for

i hope charles and max just keep being increasingly weird about each other like

i push you in karting -> i push you back

i end up in f1 -> i'm sure you'll end up there too

i steal your first win -> i unfollow you

i have one sided beef with you -> i pull poor attempts for you to like me again for 2 years

i think we may get along now -> i literally won't shut up about you

i win the WDC championship -> i drop everything to make sure i congratulate you first

i say i like the same ice cream flavour as you -> i open my own ice cream shop

and it just keeps getting more and more insane, good for them!

the sluttiest thing a man can do is do whatever the hell thomas cresswell is doing

someone help how do i use this app

i have 99 problems and 93792 of them would be solved if I simply didn't exist

This interview was taken down and someone asked me about it. Be the change you want to see. Here's the interview since I had already downloaded it.

My type in men is super smart but deemed eccentric for reasons of being a deeply troubled child.

gracie abrams x taylor swift layouts ୨୧ 𓂂 ֯ 🍧 ◠ ☆

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