Twelve Years Of It, In Azkaban.

remus “fuck the french” lupin and sirius “if you insist” black

JKR is very transphobic but to be clear she is also very racist and antisemitic and ableist also

I just know Peter Pettigrew goes crazy for Ferrero Rocher

The fact that jkr doesnt seem to realise that the freedom to remove and decenter sex from your lifestyles and relationships, to not be told that sexual experience gives you measurable value, or to simply not be forced to be sexual when you dont want to be is such a massive part of women's liberation just cements what I already suspected: that shes never been a feminist at all, just a racist old creep with no life outside of her hatred

gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second

hey don't cry. one day jk rowling and elon musk will be dead. also donald trump and jd vance. oh and vladimir putin. all dead.

the difference between regulus and sirius is that regulus is a pervert and sirius is a slut

Sirius: I want to be able to just teleport to wherever I want to go

Remus: We do have spells for that, you realize

Sirius: Yeah, but that's too much work. I just want to instantly go to exactly where I want to be without having to do anything

Remus: You literally just have to take your wand out-

Sirius: Too much work.

Kinda wild how most people generally recognize that the "too sick to go to school, too sick to watch tv/play games" mindset our parents had was bullshit but still impose essentially the exact same rules on disabled adults and scrutinize them for enjoying low-energy hobbies while being too fatigued or in pain to work a full time job (or any job at all)

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