Remus “fuck The French” Lupin And Sirius “if You Insist” Black

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Sirius: I want to be able to just teleport to wherever I want to go

Remus: We do have spells for that, you realize

Sirius: Yeah, but that's too much work. I just want to instantly go to exactly where I want to be without having to do anything

Remus: You literally just have to take your wand out-

Sirius: Too much work.

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"I love morally grey characters!" They say, draining all the grey out of the character.

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