THANK YOU!!

Theodore (my cat): *meow*

Me, through my closed room door: You can't come in buddy

Theodore: *sad meow*

Me: I'm sorry but my room isn't clean and you're a little bastard

Theodore: *sadder meow*

Now I can just imagine one of the sides having this conversation with Remus (Remus as my cat, obviously)

Side Allergies

Canon ones, (with proof):

Patton: Allergic to cats

(It even has a front pouch to place an actual cat, if you so desire.)

"Oh, I can't. I'm allergic."

Remus: Allergic to soap

"It's got soap on it! I'm allergic to soap, you (beep)!"

Roman: Allergic to cats

"You think you know someone and then WHAM! Out of nowhere... they fill your apartment with feral cats?! And now you're somehow responsible for the vet bills? You've got to give them away, but despite your cat allergy, you've endeared yourself to them, especially to Mrs. Snuffles... more like Mrs. Sniffles! ...Because of the allergy."

So, for the others, my guesses for allergies are:

Logan: Allergic to bullshit

Janus: Allergic to society

Virgil: Allergic to makeup remover

Ahh I'm so glad you like it!! This is the first like fanart I've done of your campfire au but your drawings make me so happy I just,,, drew them and tacked them up on my walls so I get a dose of serotonin every time I go in my room XD

A littol Virgil! (Does this count as fanart?)

Based off the Campfire Au Vee by @tscampfireau (HIGHLY recommend you check it out, it's awesome!)

Imagine: Instead of putting salt around doorways/windowsills to keep demons/ghosts out, the sides use grated soap to keep Remus out

Are we all ignoring the fact that Remus is canonically allergic to soap now??

Like

Could you imagine Roman holding a bar of soap like a sword in order to fend Remus off?

Or, if the Sides want to keep Remus out of a room, they line all the entrances with soap.

There's so many possible headcanons here ya'll--

Just Virgil Being Relatable In My Band AU Fic

“Patton two-point-oh-my-god.” (When Patton gets a punk makeover)

In his corner of the garage, Virgil started snapping. His hands were up by his ears as he did, and he was grinning, seemingly in his own little world.

(I just realized— we’re all in the community, aren't we? Well, I don't know about Virgil.) Virgil’s snapping had stopped, but now he was rocking back and forth on his heels. “I’m gay. And trans, actually.”

“Looks like you gotta rap now, man. I don't make the rules.”

“Yikes, man. Er— sorry, is it alright if I call you that?”

"At school, to defend my hiding behind layers and black clothing, I pretended to be goth or emo ..."

”Do you want to kiss?” (Who?) "Me."

“I’m scared of someone finding out my deadname and using it. Any time I hear it, I just freeze up ..."

"I’m not really accepted in a lot of trans spaces, because I don't want surgery or HRT. I just… Identify as a guy. That's not enough, apparently."

Au where Karl time-travels and then he sees Phil, looking the exact same as ever, and it's like the spiderman meme and

Karl: We time traveled to the same time??

Phil: I didn't time travel??

Karl: You didn't?? How are you here??

Phil: I never left??

Karl: YOU'RE IMMORTAL??

Phil: YOU CAN TIME TRAVEL??

Q: What do you have to say about the queerbaiting accusations?

A: What do you mean?

Q: People are accusing you of pretending to be queer for your own personal gain.

A: I've never said I was queer.

Q: Well, no, but you flirt with your (same-gender) friends and joke about being in a relationship with them.

A: Those are just jokes; all my friends make those jokes, with all our friends, regardless of gender. Nobody gets mad at me when I make those jokes with my (not-same-gender) friends.

Q: That's different.

A: Why, because being straight is the "default"?

Q: ...

A: What I'm hearing here is that people speculated my sexuality, were wrong, and then got mad at me for it. I never pretended to be queer or said I was, I'm just comfortable joking around with my friends.

Me: Oh haha I make funny posts sometimes, people probably see them in the tags, I wonder how many people have followed me haha

Expectation: Like 3 or smth

Reality: 52

Me: *spits out water*

Me: What tHE F—

I find it entertaining that nearly every DSMP character is drawn as their minecraft skin instead of their actual looks (Phil, Sam, Techno, and Sapnap being a few obvious examples)

except Tubbo.

I have never seen an iteration of c!Tubbo with blond hair.

Like, for reference, this is his skin: (image from here)

And I have never seen a c!Tubbo drawing that doesn't have cc!Tubbo's brown hair. This isn't a bad thing! Just an observation.

(If you have blond c!Tubbo drawings, I would love to see them—)

Just realized that Copacabana (the song by Barry Manilow) never says Tony's dead.

It says,

There was blood and a single gunshot,

But just who shot who?

&

She lost her love

&

She lost her youth and she lost her Tony

But it never says that it's Rico who shot Tony.

What if she "lost her love" because Tony's in prison for life for second-degree murder?