BWAHAHAHA! I ADORE IT! THANK YOU SO MUCH POGUE!!!

Do you think hauntings can go both ways. Like, if a ghost is a dead person who can't move on, what is an alive person who can't let go of someone dead? Grief as a form of haunting. Dragging the memory of a corpse with you because it's all that's left of them. Seeing them out of the corner of your eye sometimes. You know. It pairs nicely with obsession of revenge

Deckard: My boyfriend is too tall for my to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Owen: Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Hattie: Tackle him.

Magdalene: Dump him.

Luke: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

Dazai IS a fucking mood

you need to get it out of your mind that psychosomatic illness is just “making up symptoms” when it’s actually much more like your body is being actively poisoned by chemicals released from your brain

Songs I associate with Hobbs and Shaw + others

1. Shobbs– West Coast by Imagine Dragons

2. Shobbs– All of Me by John Legend

3. Shobbs– Born to be yours by Kygo and Imagine Dragons

4. Shobbs– Someone to You by Banners

5. Shaw siblings– You’re Gonna Go Far Kid by The Offspring

6. Shaw siblings– Play Dirty by Kevin McAllister

7. Shaw Siblings– Hey Brother by Avicii

8. Deckard Shaw– Anti Hero by Sekai no Owari

9. Deckard Shaw– I’m a Wanted Man by Royal Deluxe

10. Owen Shaw– Hey Look Ma, I made it by Panic! at the disco

11. Owen Shaw– Cuckoo by Adam Lambert

12. Hattie Shaw– Alpha by Little Destroyer

13. Hattie Shaw– Natural by Imagine Dragons

14. Luke Hobbs– Dog Days are Over by Florence + The Machine

15. Luke Hobbs– Angel with a Shotgun by The Cab

16. Brixton Lore– My Evil Plan to Save the World by Five Iron Frenzy 

17. The whole FF Series– Can’t Hold Us by Macklemore

18. The whole FF Series– Go!! by Flow

19. The whole FF Series– New Kings by Sleeping Wolf

20. The whole FF Series– Home by Machine Gun Kelly

If anyone has any songs they associate with these characters/ships from the FF series/HaS, then feel free to add on! I’d love to see what everyone else thinks 

I cannot thank @katlynne-lyons enough for this stunning commission! This is absolutely beautiful and captures Deckard's character perfectly!

Make sure to go check out the artist's blog and artwork!

I always headcanon Deckard likes to wear dresses and feeling fancy. It doesn't matter if he's wearing a suit or dress, he'll kick your ass regardless!

Au where Deckard and Luke are raising young Samantha together: Sammy learns her first bad word, Owen's laughing hysterically and Hattie's barely hiding her snickers, while Luke and Hobbs are trying to 1) find out who taught her that (spoiler: it was accidentally them) and 2) how to get her to stop.

😂 I love it!! And I love the idea of Sam being raised by the Shaws and her dad

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Yawning widely, Owen stumbled towards the kitchen in hopes that Deckard had already made breakfast. He could hear several voices and assumed that Sam was just being fussy with her own food again

She had gotten to the age where throwing food was much more amusing that eating it

Owen remembered that age fondly

But, as he stepped into the kitchen, he was met with an odd scene

Both Luke and Deckard were standing in front of Sam, who was laughing and clapping her hands. She was innocently sitting in her high chair as they talked to her

Or begged, as it seemed

Hattie was leaning against a counter watching the whole thing and covering her mouth. But Owen could still hear her small snickers

"What's going on?" Owen whispered, sliding up next to her and watched the show

"Shit!"

Owen's eyebrows skyrocketed as his niece shouted the curse word

"Sammy, love, please don't say that word. It's a bad word, and we can't say bad words." Deckard explained and looked to tired to keep doing so to the toddler

"Shit!"

"Sam, that's a bad word." Luke weakly protested

Who knew their one weakness would be a two year old

Just the sight of the two strongest people Owen knew trying to convince a toddler not to swear was too much

Owen burst out laughing

"Hey! This isn't funny!" Luke barked. "Did you teach her that word?"

Owen took a gasping breath as he shook his head and continued laughing

"Hatts didn't teach her and Oh didn't, so where did she learn it?" Deckard huffed

"Probably from one of you two." Hattie drawled

"What? I don't swear in front of her!" Luke glared

"She's a sneaky little bugger," Owen pointed out. "You could have said it when you didn't know she was there."

"Bullsh-"

"Luke!" Deckard yelped

"Shit!" Sam happily finished for him

Deckard covered his face with his hands and let out a low moan of despair

"Sammy, if you stop saying that word, I'll give you some special chocolate." Deckard told the toddler with a defeated air

"Deck! You can't just bribe our daughter!" Luke scolded

"Got a better plan?" Deckard hissed

"Choco!" Sam whined and made grabby hands towards Deckard

"A true blackmail artist." Owen chuckled. "A perfect fit into the Shaw family."

Luke glared at him while Deckard left to retrieve a piece of chocolate from his secret stash

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I hope you enjoyed friend!

Finally made a full design for my lil' goofball!!:

If you are unfamiliar, this is my Arkhamverse OC Bloodshot.

Full ref sheet coming soon! :DDDD

more jason memes for my mental health

Darry: What did. You do?

Two-Bit: Alright, but you can't get mad at me.

Darry: What did. You do?

Two-Bit: So I was minding my own business-

Darry: *slams hand down on the table* BULLSHIT.

Two-Bit: I WAS!