I Am Not A Straight People.

English added by me :)

Women these days are not allowed hobbies anymore

Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

Interspecies lesbianism

hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community

hey man what’s wrong with you

the usual

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

Worst part of transitioning is now all the stuff that made me a cool chick makes me a lame guy. Oh you skateboard? Get a fuckin job