Interspecies Lesbianism

Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”. 

“Goodbye, Sephiroth”

Day 9

i really wish someone else had been around to hear the noise i made upon opening the flap and seeing This Thing staring back at me

You ever just stop breathing for a bit and the remember you have to and do so begrudgingly?

Full image, baby soldiers having a snooze. For the friends who don't use X ^^

mutuals do this

Worst part of transitioning is now all the stuff that made me a cool chick makes me a lame guy. Oh you skateboard? Get a fuckin job

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant