I Have Never Related To Any More In My Life

ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me

instead of having sex ever again i’ll just buy a house with a bay window and sit in it . 

before i die i want to see the northern lights preferably with whoever my future person ends up being. if yr my soulmate pls start the itinerary

blue gel pen

Me: I wish someone asked me how I really am for once?

Someone: So how you doing really?

Me: I am fine

don’t tell anyone anything ever 

the parking lot cat

(my coworkers nicknamed him moomoo)

you: me, a social distancing intellectual:

I am deathly afraid of almosts — of coming so very close to where I want to be in life that I can almost taste it, almost touch it, then falling just a little short.

Beau Taplin, “Just Short” (via wordsnquotes)