Instead Of Having Sex Ever Again I’ll Just Buy A House With A Bay Window And Sit In It . 

you: me, a social distancing intellectual:

girls after saying something smart: So yeah

me ? a romantic ? mayhaps . hopeless ? exhaustively

I am literally begging, BEGGING modern media to portray healthy relationships. enough cheating. enough infidelity. enough disrespect. show me people who love each other, proper communication, and a strong mental as well as physical connection. I want plots about people who are madly in love with each other and STAY madly in love with each other. please. I am losing my mind.

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

I just want to be the answer you give when someone asks you why you’ve been so happy lately.

iammyss (via wnq-writers)

Mr. Mothman….

Moth me a man

'Kid influencers' classed as child labour under new law

YES GOD FINALLY.

this is in france, but hopefully this’ll slowly mean fewer creepy abusive parents making their kids childhoods into Content:tm:. 

I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me. 

the only two real emotions are the desire to be loved and embarrassment