HOT TAKE

So weird that JD Vance killed Pope Francis, guys. That wasn’t really cool 🫤

As you wish...

the drunk/cynic

Hmm.. exactly something an undercover Shawn Hatosy WOULD say… 🤨🤨🤨

(Real though)

Hi there! Just have one question, are you sure you’re not Shawn Hatosy with an undercover blog on tumblr?? 🤨

man I WISH! but sadly no 😔🤚🏻 Abbot would be a lot gayer in canon if it were me!!!!!

Someone animating Trinity Santos to any Janice song in Mean Girls the musical when???

"PLEASE let this be a normal field trip 🙏"

-Jonathan Harker, 1897

These mfs who are freaking out over ships they don’t like instead of just not interacting could not have LIVED through the sans undertale discourse 😭🙏

Block the tags you don’t like and move on istg 🤧

That’s just kinda my two bits on it ig

thunderbolts fandom only existing for like... four days and already having so much absurd and annoying shipping discourse is just another side-effect of this enshittification of fandom that's been happening since *check notes* voltron and the pandemic imo.

but one of the most annoying recent fandom trends is forcing characters into this nuclear family dynamic and the way it's made shipping discourse unbearable. "alexei's the dad, bob yelena and ava are the big siblings and bob is the little brother," on paper, is a harmless headcanon. the problem is the weaponization of these family headcanons to fuel ship wars.

bob and yelena have a deep bond in thunderbolts. you can interpret it as a sibling dynamic. you can also interpret it as romantic or queerplatonic or literally whatever you want. the problem is the same people who call bob yelena's "little brother" are simultaneously saying that any romantic interpretation of their characters is "incestuous weirdo behavior."

like, can we not?

and while boblena is the ship that's taking the most heat right now, i've been seeing hostility towards any variation of any thunderbolts ships. john/ava, john/bob, bucky/alexei, bob/void (which, lmfao, is SUCH a typical ship to me that people getting up in arms about it just proves we've let too many normies into fandom spaces). even yelena/kate is catching strays right now. and it doesn't have to be this way.

again, can we not? just say you're not into any of the ships and move on with your life.

these are not siblings. these are grown adults who grew to care about each other after experiencing traumatic events. "found family" trope has gotten so out of control it genuinely makes fandom less fun.

Hey so like what the fuck 💔

I don't know when I'm going to write it, and this doesn't even show the focus of the work, but:

Jack Abbot dies on a Tuesday. A reckless driver hits him as he's going home from his latest therapy session. He dies at a hospital, with his ring on his finger, a heavy heart and an apology on his lips for the crying man holding his hand as his last breath leaves his mouth.

Me & my beautiful wonderful amazing wife! My wife who I love so much! (She can lift me like it's nothing)

Bob Dylan and Joan Baez. 1964

The Anish Kapoor tag being pinkest pink cracks me tf up

Like obviously it’s not exact but be so fr