So Weird That JD Vance Killed Pope Francis, Guys. That Wasn’t Really Cool 🫤

Ohh, I understand now. Thank you, my friend.

pitt dms part i dont know i cant count that high

Hell, I'd make his joints work overtime, too.

/j though ofc

Shawn Hatosy making his joints work overtime

YES I love it! 🤧 and ofc because Langdon NEVER did drugs, and he’s actually living quite happily, and I SWEAR him and Robby never had that falling out, everything is just okay in the end because yeah

One day, Langdon really pisses off Santos, and she decides she needs to take petty revenge, which she does by printing and cutting out 100 of these and hiding them in his locker, pockets, backpack, lunchbox, etc. for weeks.

"PLEASE let this be a normal field trip 🙏"

-Jonathan Harker, 1897

The Anish Kapoor tag being pinkest pink cracks me tf up

Like obviously it’s not exact but be so fr

Every damn time this post pops up on my feed, a fairy dies.

Pun walks into a room, kills ten people

Pun in, ten dead

COME ON SATAN YOU CAN DO IT!!!

@thirteen-hundred-secrets sorry you’re like the only one I know pooki 😓 I need to get more moots…

I wonder what happens if I try the notes game

10000 notes and I come out to my Christian grandparents

Pack it up, Shawn Hatosy, I know it’s you 🤧

sometimes I read my own posts and giggle because I love these two old men

This implies that Robby has two separate phones, one an apple, and another an android 🤨

(Or maybe it’s just not that deep…)

pitt dms part i dont know i cant count that high

Real, it’s the: “ITS ALIVE!!” For me… like man 🫩

I HATE waking up last at a family event cause it's all like "aww did you sleep well" yeah no thanks to YOU.