Made-of-hybris - El

Shortest dissertation ever: you just don’t do missions.

after we take down the g*vernment, ticketmaster is next

unbelievable

Trixie Mattel: confirmed billy hargrove stan

actual facts about Vergil, according to Suetonius:

he was dark skinned (”aquilo colore”; of dark color)

he was very tall and had a “rustic face” (whatever that means)

my poor boy had a terrible health and he suffered from headaches and stomach problems

he really, really liked boys (”libidinis in pueros pronioris”, “he was given to passions for boys” like me too son) and his faves were Cebes and Alexander, whom he calls Alexis in his second Bucolic

he was very socially awkward. once he became famous for his Bucolics, he hated going to Rome and if he absolutely had to, he “would take refuge in the nearest house, to avoid those who followed and pointed him out”

he worked as a lawyer only once and apparently he was terrible giving speeches, bless him

he had a very soft and beautiful voice, and he would get really excited while reading his poems. according to Suetonius, he was once reading the Aeneid (not yet finished) to Augustus and Octavia, and she was so affected by it that she fainted

people need to start shipping characters who have killed each others whole families or whatever again. we’ve lost something as a society.

Yeah, yeah, Dacre Montgomery has sparkly eyes and throws his soul into every job and treats interviewers with respect and approaches fans with love and blah blah blah

But have you ever considered these irresistible qualities?

His seamless transition from Heartthrob Thirst-Trap Instagram Hoe to Slutty Senior Citizen

The wild shit™️ that regularly comes out of his mouth with absolute sincerity

The relentless inclusion of his damn tattooed toes in photoshoots, posts, and stories

Everyone should be able to express their small and mean opinions to someone who won't clutch their pearls about it. Being a bitch is a human right

hot girl summer is over it’s officially time for haunted whore halloween