Trixie Mattel: Confirmed Billy Hargrove Stan

straight friend groups be like: [blonde girl] [brunette girl] [kyle] [brad]

gay friend groups be like: [a polyamorous artist with a wooden finger] [a nonbinary mercenary raised by nuns to avenge their family] [the mercenary's best friend whos also in love with them] [a musician who cant read and invented the worlds first pyramid scheme] [a guy who used to sew dresses with his mom and now hes a pirate] [a guy who gets sucked silly in the rations closet] [a swedish guy who sleeps in a barrel] [a cook whos also a doctor] [nathaniel buttons]

“We both know I could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time.”

unbelievable

no, YOU have a microwave brain that slowly rotates blorbos. I have a washing machine brain that rotates AND soaks them and sometimes things get a little intense and it starts going THUNK THUNK THUNK and nearly breaks itself because of blorbo overload

Harry: *points microphone to crowd* YOU SING

The majority of the crowd who thought they were “good” fans for refusing to listen to the leak:

Shit Slytherins Say: #204

I don’t mind being nice to people but I don’t have a problem with being an asshole either. It’s all on you.

Any Slytherin

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough

There was no in-between for him.

[Insp.]

being a fic writer can be hard because sometimes you’ll get a random scene in your head and be like “oh this is neat! can i get some context?” and the characters go “lol no, figure it out” and so you need to shake your own brain like it’s a piggy bank like come on, there’s gotta be some more quarters in here . . .

Hogwarts Houses as: Zombie Movies

Gryffindor:

Dawn of the Dead

Resident Evil

World War Z

Gryffindor likes the gore. And they like the action. They want to see people fighting hordes of zombies and winning against all odds.

Ravenclaw:

28 Days Later

Night of the Living Dead

Train to Busan

Ravenclaw likes their zombies movies to have a few brains. A good plot and believable zombies makes Ravenclaw happy. Add some character development and Ravenclaw is already making popcorn.

Hufflepuff:

Warm bodies

Pride, Prejudice and Zombies

ParaNorman

It’s not that Hufflepuff is a softy or doesn’t like gore. Hufflepuff doesn’t mind all that. But Hufflepuff wants a movie with heart and soul. A little bit of romance and some lighthearted jokes and Hufflepuff is there.

Slytherin:

Zombieland

Shaun of the Dead

I am Legend

Dark humour and gory zombies, these are the things that Slytherin wants in a zombie movie. Yes, I am Legend is technically not zombies, and not humourous, but Slytherin is a sucker for dogs that die in a movie.