Why Is Miss Piggy The Greatest Celebrity Of All Time. Legitimately

girls just having tea

Tribute to Hayao Miyazaki

My Favourite Murder podcast quotes:

Stay sexy don’t get murdered

This is terrible. Keep going. 

Pepper spray first, apologise later.

Here’s the thing, fuck everyone.

It’s really hard to strangle someone, so maybe don’t do it.

The only people that have secret diaries are going to fucking murder someone.

It’s never a mannequin!

Fuckin’ denim jacket much, Steve!

Find the one thing you love and shut up about it

Let’s use our powers of anxiety for good and not evil

Steven! Make me sound like I can read!

Two things organ music is good for: ice skating and mass murder.

Unless you’re a ghost baseball player you don’t need to be in that field.

Just get a job, buy your own shit. Stay out of the forest.

You’re in a cult, call your dad.

Don’t take shit to your grave.  You’re being a selfish dick. 

funniest thing would be if when Queen Elizabeth dies or steps down and Charles is all ready to assume the throne, here comes King Arthur, Excalibur in hand, sauntering back from Avalon like “oof what a nap! thanks for keeping the chair warm I’m back to be king again”

January 20, 2021

Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same