Stay sexy don’t get murdered
This is terrible. Keep going.
Pepper spray first, apologise later.
Here’s the thing, fuck everyone.
It’s really hard to strangle someone, so maybe don’t do it.
The only people that have secret diaries are going to fucking murder someone.
It’s never a mannequin!
Fuckin’ denim jacket much, Steve!
Find the one thing you love and shut up about it
Let’s use our powers of anxiety for good and not evil
Steven! Make me sound like I can read!
Two things organ music is good for: ice skating and mass murder.
Unless you’re a ghost baseball player you don’t need to be in that field.
Just get a job, buy your own shit. Stay out of the forest.
You’re in a cult, call your dad.
Don’t take shit to your grave. You’re being a selfish dick.
Tribute to Hayao Miyazaki
here's a little guide on which villagers give/unlock the best stuff in exchange for friendship! especially helpful in the early game where resources like pam's battery packs and clint's metal is hard to come by. enjoy!
(a little motivation for all my perfection gamers who can't push themselves to befriend clint)
Unfortunately I don't have the credit for this bc it's somthing I found ages ago but here's a museum layout guide for anyone who needs inspiration
feather wings shawl commission! 🪶 🪶 🪶
i have been working on this project on-and-off since May. finally finished, and i’m so proud of how it turned out!
another beautiful pattern by Crafty Intentions!
Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same
January is the perfect month to start a new hobby. How about embroidery?
These examples are from two books we’ve digitized: the top and bottom image are from Embroidery by Grace Christie (1909), while the ones in the middle are from An Embroidery Pattern Book by Mary E. Waring (1917).
These are just two examples of the many books on embroidery we’ve digitized.
Although the stitch pattern is simple, the color changes give this dishcloth a bright and cheery look. Of course if you prefer it can be worked all in one color too! Free crochet dishcloth pattern … https://www.petalstopicots.com/three-color-simple-stitch-crochet-dishcloth-pattern/ https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=686997989452338&set=a.590689945749810&type=3