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Them: what are your plans for the future? :)

Me: I am going to have three sons and name them hades, poseidon and zeus, and teach them all about the underworld, sea, and sky respectively then create a time travel machine and send them back to Ancient Greece with iPhones and beats by dre so they confuse everyone

waiter : are you all set to order?

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roger : yes. can i get a milkshake with two straws please?

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dominique : aww that’s sw-

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roger, putting both straws in his mouth : watch how fucking fast i can drink this.

Zeus: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Hades, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Zeus: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry.

Hades: It’s not a rivalry, you’re just always mean to me. And not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.

Freddie: *takes a deep breathe*

Freddie: I lov—

Mary: We know

John: you just love Ro

Brian: ger

Mary: Roger

Brian: so much,

John: we know,

Mary: you

Brian: love him

John: we get it,

Mary: WE

John: G E T

Brian: IT

Freddie:

Freddie:

Freddie: Guys, I was going to say that I love this apple juice.

Mary:

Brian:

John:

Freddie: Roger loves apple j—

Abel: Hey Theo, what time is it?

Theo: I don’t know, pass me the recorder

Theo: *plays the recorder loudly*

Hades: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2AM?

Theo: It’s 2am

John in his white ‘Headlong’ shirt, 1991 (Innuendo)

Person: I HATE YOU.

Hades: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Person: I HATE YOUR SONS.

Hades: (ง'̀-‘́)ง