She Loves You. She Really Does. But She Can Never Stop Cheating On You And She Hopes You'll Understand.

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My wife is at work and I'm at home with my daughter. I love unloading my cum on my baby girl's face.

Your girlfriend and her best friend love traveling together. You feel lucky she has such a good friend.

"Oh my god! I'm your son's girlfriend! I know you're drunk, but if you don't stop soon we're gonna regret this. Mmmmmm... nhn... Your hands are so much bigger than your sons.... mmmm... Think of your son. He's sleeping... Oh Fuck! Don't stop!"

"He's just a friend"

She's drunk, horny and her boyfriend is the last thing on her mind.

"I think you'd really like my new coworker, babe. He's the type of guy who's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

Your wife had a lot of fun at her high school reunion. She said it was just like old times. You wish you could've been there.

Ev arkadaşımla seni sertçe sikeceğiz orospu

Your daughter is going through a goth phase and you don't mind one bit